Earlier this week, I expressed a distinct lack of love for the S-naming that Apple has applied to iPhone every other year.
My point was that by choosing this path, Apple has actually trained the world to believe S years are “off-years” that feature only minor innovations. This, when some of iPhone’s biggest advances have actually arrived in the S models.
As Exhibit A in my argument, I now submit yesterday’s BuzzFeed article entitled 20 Minutes With Tim Cook. More accurately, I submit a single paragraph neatly tucked mid-article. Here, John Paczkowski illustrates two reasons why Apple’s S naming is a bad idea (though he did so unintentionally):
Hey Siri is just one of the major new features Cook announced last week in the new iPhones. Apple releases the iPhone on a tick-tock cycle; with the “tock” device typically being a modest refinement of the “tick” device that debuted the year prior with a new form factor and other upgrades. This is traditionally a “tock” year, but Cook bristles at this notion. “This is clearly not an off-year issue,” he argues. “This is substantial change.”
First, we have Paczkowski — a respected and experienced Apple journalist — explaining to readers that iPhone’s major innovations arrive every other year. Would John (or anyone else) explain it this way if there were no S-year naming? He either believes that Siri, 3D Touch, Touch ID and other S-innovations were minor, or he has drawn a logical conclusion from Apple’s naming scheme.
Second, we have Tim Cook bristling at the notion of iPhone “off-years.” Well … Tim would have nothing to bristle about if Apple hadn’t created this whole “off-year” nonsense in the first place. The perception is a direct result of Apple’s naming system.
Imagine if Apple didn’t imply on-years and off-years in this way. Some models would be seen as bigger leaps than others, but that will always be the case anyway.
If Apple weren’t hell-bent on reinforcing the”tick-tock” idea, it wouldn’t need to run commercials that aim to counter the perception. Nor would there be a need to overcome S inertia with theme lines like “The only thing that’s changed is everything.”
There are no laws requiring every-other-year naming. How much simpler it would be for Apple to just send one super-strong message every year: “Here’s the latest, most advanced iPhone ever.”
Alas, that’s not the case. Looking back at the last six years of iPhone naming, the only thing that’s changed is nothing.
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