For seven years, iPhone naming has ping-ponged between numbers and S’s.
Then, last year we got the iPhone SE, with a moniker that lives outside that naming scheme.
Combining the latest product rumors with what Apple has “trained” us to expect in naming, many expect the 2017 lineup to include an iPhone 7S, iPhone 7S Plus, iPhone 8 and iPhone SE.
Clever, Apple! Your master plan is working flawlessly!
Year after year, you ingeniously fed us those bad iPhone names, knowing that we’d come expect this level of complexity. Only then could you shock the daylights out of us with a stunningly simpler set of names that actually make sense.
[We now return you to reality.]